wd40 10:32 Tue Dec 5
Can you use the loo if your other half is having a bath?
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I'm allowed a wee if desperate but do get the look so try to avoid but suggesting a number 2 would
just get me shot.
Could imagine well not imagine but think lot of you wouldn't even pull the chain afterwards and leave the lid up.
So can you do a Di Canio and burst in as he did in his advert ?
The other way round? -you fucking pervert's even thinking about it .
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scott_d
3:01 Fri Dec 8
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ha, so eager to post the joke, didn't check to see if someone had already done it!
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scott_d
3:00 Fri Dec 8
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My wife once asked me "have you ever had a wee in the shower?".
I said "sometimes, by accident"
She said "what do you mean by accident"
I said "well, it normally just happens when I'm having a shit"
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violator
2:03 Fri Dec 8
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Been a few times I've had to scramble Mrs V out of the tub cos I've got a giant turtle's head...wouldn't bother me, if you need to go you need to go.
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Grumpster
12:10 Fri Dec 8
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Unless I'm drinking I only piss about 3 times a day and shit about 3 times a week, so not really an issue for me.
As I love a long volcanic bath watching some sport for over an hour, the wife does however take many a piss while I'm in here, as she pisses almost every hour!
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1964
10:38 Fri Dec 8
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Got 3 toilets in my hovel so the situation doesn't arise
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Aalborg Hammer
6:37 Thu Dec 7
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.....on a similar vein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBcAdh0lsU
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chim chim cha boo
6:18 Thu Dec 7
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I find 'loo' AND 'toilet' equally middle class.
'dig a hole over the body but a long way from the tent, shit, bag it and the foxes can dig it up and eat it without disturbing the body' is much more of the word de jour in Epping forest where I live.
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,
6:12 Thu Dec 7
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I grew up in a house with two lavatories. Both of which had cisterns on the wall above head height. The flush was chain operated.
As time has passed and the facilities of bath and toilet/hand basin etc have been combined in one room the term lavatory has greatly diminished.
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Wils
5:33 Thu Dec 7
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I find the word 'loo' very twee and middle class. It's a 'toilet' in our house.
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Lee Trundle
4:59 Thu Dec 7
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, 1:28 Thu Dec 7
Replace the word bath with disabled shower and come and join the conversation!
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Westside
4:30 Thu Dec 7
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Mrs Westside, "do you ever wee in the shower?"
Me, "sometimes. By accident,"
Mrs Westside, "Oh, that's disgusting. And what do you mean "by accident?" "
Me. "sometimes, these things happen, when you're having a dump."
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nychammer
4:15 Thu Dec 7
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No 1: Yes absolutely!
No 2: No this is never acceptable
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,
1:28 Thu Dec 7
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There is no bath in my house.
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Wils
1:27 Thu Dec 7
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"More to the point, if your missus is sitting on the bog would she allow you to piss in the sink?"
That's a bit rank, people have to wash their hands and face in there. Just aim between her legs while she is sitting there. One flush for two discharges. Think of the water you save.
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chim chim cha boo
12:41 Thu Dec 7
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Oh, and I missed the clincher, 'pants'.
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chim chim cha boo
12:38 Thu Dec 7
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Yeah Bonzo but define 'toilet?
If I add in 'shed', 'massive arctic fern in a bit pot on my patio', 'three built In wardrobes', 'shower', 'bath' and "actual toilet' (and I am leaving out the kitchen sink because that's disgusting), I sound like I am overachieving too.
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Helmut Shown
12:30 Thu Dec 7
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More to the point, if your missus is sitting on the bog would she allow you to piss in the sink?
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BBondsBootlaces
10:28 Wed Dec 6
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Look at Fifth Column with the zoltaneering points.
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Far Cough
8:59 Wed Dec 6
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Of course you can but try not to land it on her rubber ducky because that would be gross.
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lab
8:08 Wed Dec 6
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I remember her taking a bath when I took a shit and finished off a doner kebab . She said that’s disgusting . I said it wasn’t too bad coz I gave it twenty seconds in the microwave .
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Fifth Column
7:45 Wed Dec 6
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There is no curtain or anything around our bath so for that reason no.
Also I have three toilets in my house because I'm a massive over achiever.
I do a third of a shit in each when I go to make myself really feel like I'm important.
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